why im not invited to lesbian sleepovers

by brisss (pronounced brie)

some people say, “brisss, lesbians dont stay up all night scissoring.”

then why have a sleepover?

people dont sleep at sleepovers.

everyone knows that.

if u wanted to sleep, u would stay home.

thats literally where ur bed is.

besides, id need a capri sun by around two in the morning.

that sounds exhausting.

which is probably why they dont invite many people.

imagine buying capri suns for everybody.

i hope this clears things up.