brisss lögic

  blue juice by b r i s s s (pronounced brie)   people say, “ b r i s s s , blue isnt a fruit.” i know. thats why its better. orange juice is orange. because oranges are orange. thats easy. apple juice is apple colored. grape juice is purple. i dont know why they did that. bananas are banana colored. lemons are yellow. people say, “ b r i s s s , bananas are yellow too.” no. bananas are banana colored. lemons are yellow. look at them. theyre not the same. thats why one is a banana. people say, “ b r i s s s , thats not why.” i know. were talking about colors. ur changing the subject. somebody had to make blue. people say, “ b r i s s s , u said blue raspberry is a fruit.” it is. thats different. blue raspberry is blue raspberry. were talking about blue. those arent the same thing. raspberry is the fruit part. blue is the blue part. thats why they put both words. people say, “ b r i s s s , blueberries are blue.” no. blueberry juice isnt blue ju...

how i k now things by b r i s s s (pronounced brie)   some people tell me, “ b r i s s s , u know alot.” i know. i think about alot of things. then i know more things. thats how thinking works. sometimes things bother me after i know them. like when people tell me, “ b r i s s s , moths use the moon to know where theyre going.” i know that. but they also fly around porch lights. people say, “ b r i s s s , they think the porch light is the moon.” no. the moon is huge. a porch light is porch light size. those arent even close. moths use the moon every night. they should know what it looks like. especially if theyre using it for directions. i dont use the moon for anything. and i know which one it is. we shouldnt use porch lights. they confuse moths. people already know that. and they keep using them. thats weird. also they attract bugs. thats a terrible feature. if i bought something from home depot and the feature was bugs i would take it back. i dont like home depot anyway. every...

  clowns vs furbys by b r i s s s (pronounced brie) some people ask me, “ b r i s s s , which is more dangerous? clowns or furbys?” this isnt really a fair question. i dont think they are the same thing. clowns want u to notice them. furbys dont seem to care. why isnt anyone talking about this. people say, " b r i s s s , clowns are there to make people laugh." ive laughed before. it didnt look anything like that. clowns always have alot going on. hair. makeup. big shoes. why. people say, " b r i s s s , clowns wear disguises. its just makeup." okay. then why dont they wash it off? Exactly.  furbys dont need any of that. they just sit there. sometimes they blink. sometimes they dont. sometimes they are already blinking when u look over. i dont know why they do that. i dont think anybody has ever explained why. people tell me, " b r i s s s , furbys are toys." i had toys. none of them ever looked back at me. people also tell me, " b r i s s s , furby...

candles are bad by  b r i s s s (pronounced brie)   some people say, “ b r i s s s , why dont u like candles.” i used to. then i watched one disappear. it was about this tall. then it wasnt. i checked the table. it wasnt there. interesting. people say, “ b r i s s s , the candle burned.” i know. thats not what i asked. where did it go. people tell me, " b r i s s s , it turned into gas." okay. then where is the gas. they say, " b r i s s s , its in the room." interesting. im also in the room. i breathe air. so now im breathing candle. people tell me, “ b r i s s s , thats not how it works.” then where did the candle go. Exactly. wax doesnt stop being wax. first it melts. then i breathe it. my head isnt hot enough to keep it gas forever. so eventually… wax. i dont know why people are surprised by this. people ask me, “ b r i s s s , then why isnt everybody full of wax.” they are. ur body has been trying to get rid of it this whole time. thats why u have ear wa...

my pronouns by b r i s s s (pronounced brie) some people say, “ b r i s s s , can u explain ur pronouns?” yes. one time i was in the grocery store. this little kid kept looking at me. then his mom. then me. then his mom again. then he started crying. interesting. i was there because i wanted the purple s k i t tl e s . they only had the red bag. people always tell me, " b r i s s s , they all taste the same." then why are they different colors. i bought them. theyre still s k i t tl e s . green ones make me nervous though. theyre pickle colored. pickles used to be cucumbers. people dont talk about that enough. thats a very big thing to just let happen. they never even explain themselves. they just sit there. wet. i also bought a capri sun. i missed the hole the first time. then i missed again. then i got it. i always say thank u. manners. vampire...

gravity by b r i s s s (pronounced brie) some people say, " b r i s s s , gravity keeps people from floating away." no. if gravity was real birds wouldnt have jobs. their whole job is flying. thats literally all they do. they say, “ b r i s s s , birds have wings.” then why dont chickens work too. people then tell me, " b r i s s s , gravity pulls everything down." then why do balloons go up. they tell me, " b r i s s s , thats helium." no. now ur just naming another thing. thats not an explanation. i can call my spoon kevin. it doesnt make soup disappear. Exactly. people always say, " b r i s s s , if u drop an apple gravity makes it drop." people always drop apples. never bananas. i wonder why. drop a banana and everybody laughs. drop an apple and suddenly its science. interesting. then they tell me, “ b r i s s s , the moon has gravity too...