the anti-vampire bureau

 

anti-vampire bureau

est. forever

mission statement

the anti-vampire bureau is a nonprofit organization dedicated to the complete eradication of vampires.

people ask me, “brisss, why do we need an anti-vampire bureau.”

look around.

have u seen any vampires.

ur welcome.

our mission is to keep it that way.

we believe everybody deserves to not get vampired.

safety shouldnt depend on luck.

it should depend on me noticing things.

people say there isnt any evidence vampires exist.

Exactly.

our prevention methods are working.

the anti-vampire bureau currently has no volunteers.

thats okay.

people are probably busy.

or secretly vampires.

applications are always open.

unless ur a vampire.

then theyre closed.

thank u for supporting vampire prevention.

ur welcome.