my pronouns

by brisss (pronounced brie)

some people say, “brisss, can u explain ur pronouns?”

yes.

one time i was in the grocery store.

this little kid kept looking at me.

then his mom.

then me.

then his mom again.

then he started crying.

interesting.

i was there because i wanted the purple skittles.

they only had the red bag.

people always tell me, "brisss, they all taste the same."

then why are they different colors.

i bought them.

theyre still skittles.

green ones make me nervous though.

theyre pickle colored.

pickles used to be cucumbers.

people dont talk about that enough.

thats a very big thing to just let happen.

they never even explain themselves.

they just sit there.

wet.

i also bought a capri sun.

i missed the hole the first time.

then i missed again.

then i got it.

i always say thank u.

manners.

vampires couldnt drink capri suns.

their little teeth would poke the pouch.

fruit punch would go everywhere.

u cant look mysterious covered in fruit punch.

that would be embarrassing.

they wear capes though.

that probably helps hide it.

i got the red skittles.

i checked behind them.

sometimes stores hide things.

they didnt.

i hope this clears things up.