clowns vs furbys

by brisss (pronounced brie)

some people ask me, “brisss, which is more dangerous? clowns or furbys?”

this isnt really a fair question.

i dont think they are the same thing.

clowns want u to notice them.

furbys dont seem to care.

why isnt anyone talking about this.

people say, "brisss, clowns are there to make people laugh."

ive laughed before.

it didnt look anything like that.

clowns always have alot going on.

hair.

makeup.

big shoes.

why.

people say, "brisss, clowns wear disguises. its just makeup."

okay.

then why dont they wash it off?

Exactly. 

furbys dont need any of that.

they just sit there.

sometimes they blink.

sometimes they dont.

sometimes they are already blinking when u look over.

i dont know why they do that.

i dont think anybody has ever explained why.

people tell me, "brisss, furbys are toys."

i had toys.

none of them ever looked back at me.

people also tell me, "brisss, furbys only repeat what they hear."

i dont know.

i never talk like that.

some people are afraid of clowns because they chase people.

i understand that.

nobody likes being chased.

furbys dont chase people.

people carry them home sometimes.

i probably wouldnt.

people ask, "brisss, which one would u rather be locked in a room with?"

i dont really see why i have to choose.

that sounds like a horror movie on tubi.

tubi has alot of horror movies.

some of them are pretty good.

some are about haunted dolls.

i dont watch those.

i already know how i feel about things that look at me.

one time i watched one about sharks that could somehow get into a house.

i dont remember how they got in.

i remember thinking nobody should have built the house there.

i guess people can build whatever they want.

that doesnt mean i have to go inside.

if i walked into a room and there was a clown on one side and a furby on the other.

i think i would slowly back out.

not because im scared.

im not scared.

i wouldnt be.

anyway, i dont think clowns and furbys are enemies.

i think they have completely different jobs.

i just dont know what the jobs are yet.

i hope this clears things up.