blue juice

by brisss (pronounced brie)

 

people say, “brisss, blue isnt a fruit.”

i know.

thats why its better.

orange juice is orange.

because oranges are orange.

thats easy.

apple juice is apple colored.

grape juice is purple.

i dont know why they did that.

bananas are banana colored.

lemons are yellow.

people say, “brisss, bananas are yellow too.”

no.

bananas are banana colored.

lemons are yellow.

look at them.

theyre not the same.

thats why one is a banana.

people say, “brisss, thats not why.”

i know.

were talking about colors.

ur changing the subject.

somebody had to make blue.

people say, “brisss, u said blue raspberry is a fruit.”

it is.

thats different.

blue raspberry is blue raspberry.

were talking about blue.

those arent the same thing.

raspberry is the fruit part.

blue is the blue part.

thats why they put both words.

people say, “brisss, blueberries are blue.”

no.

blueberry juice isnt blue juice.

thats blueberry juice.

im talking about blue.

blue juice is an invention.

scientists made blue juice.

probably.

thats how the x-men happened.

they werent all just walking around like that forever.

somebody had to start it.

i dont remember who.

probably a scientist.

scientists make alot of things.

dinosaurs too.

not the first ones.

the new ones.

for movies.

i know theyre not real.

thats not what i said.

i hope this clears things up.