how i know things

by brisss (pronounced brie)

 

some people tell me, “brisss, u know alot.”

i know.

i think about alot of things.

then i know more things.

thats how thinking works.

sometimes things bother me after i know them.

like when people tell me, “brisss, moths use the moon to know where theyre going.”

i know that.

but they also fly around porch lights.

people say, “brisss, they think the porch light is the moon.”

no.

the moon is huge.

a porch light is porch light size.

those arent even close.

moths use the moon every night.

they should know what it looks like.

especially if theyre using it for directions.

i dont use the moon for anything.

and i know which one it is.

we shouldnt use porch lights.

they confuse moths.

people already know that.

and they keep using them.

thats weird.

also they attract bugs.

thats a terrible feature.

if i bought something from home depot and the feature was bugs i would take it back.

i dont like home depot anyway.

everything is very tall.

people say, “brisss, its a warehouse.”

okay.

its a warehouse.

what does that have to do with being tall.

ur changing the subject.

i was good at some subjects in school.

i liked art.

art doesnt have alot of wrong answers.

unless ur drawing a horse.

horses are very specific.

i drew one once.

my teacher said, "brisss, that looks like a dog."

it didnt.

dogs dont have hooves.

mine didnt either.

but thats not the point.

it had a long face.

dogs can have long faces too.

but not like that.

it also had a tail.

she said, "brisss, dogs have tails."

i know.

lots of things have tails.

that doesnt make everything a dog.

she asked me, "brisss, where is the mane?"

i didnt draw one.

that doesnt make it a dog.

if i draw a person without eyebrows.

its still a person.

probably.

she wrote dog next to it.

i wrote horse underneath.

mine was bigger.

i still have the drawing somewhere.

i hope this clears things up.