gravity

by brisss (pronounced brie)

some people say, "brisss, gravity keeps people from floating away."

no.

if gravity was real birds wouldnt have jobs.

their whole job is flying.

thats literally all they do.

they say, “brisss, birds have wings.”

then why dont chickens work too.

people then tell me, "brisss, gravity pulls everything down."

then why do balloons go up.

they tell me, "brisss, thats helium."

no.

now ur just naming another thing.

thats not an explanation.

i can call my spoon kevin.

it doesnt make soup disappear.

Exactly.

people always say, "brisss, if u drop an apple gravity makes it drop."

people always drop apples.

never bananas.

i wonder why.

drop a banana and everybody laughs.

drop an apple and suddenly its science.

interesting.

then they tell me, “brisss, the moon has gravity too.”

okay.

who figured that out.

people also say, “brisss, gravity keeps the oceans from floating away.”

what ocean were they worried about.

i asked somebody.

he just started pointing at the ocean.

speaking of pointing.

have u ever noticed confident people point a lot.

scientists point at graphs.

teachers point at chalkboards.

parents point at bedrooms.

weather people point at hurricanes.

magicians point at hats.

nobody points at gravity.

i wonder why.

these people often tell me, "brisss, u cant see gravity."

thats because it isnt there.

same thing with australia.

i hope this clears things up.