brisss the ninja?

why some people think i would make a good ninja

by brisss (pronounced brie)

recently, some people have told me, "brisss, u would make a good ninja."

i appreciate their support.

the first question i usually get is, "brisss, who are these people?"

thats not really important.

the important thing is that there are enough of them for it to keep coming up.

people also ask, "brisss, have u ever trained as a ninja?"

no.

but neither has every ninja.

everybody starts somewhere.

another question I hear is, "brisss, have u ever even met a ninja?"

not that I'm aware of.

which, if anything, suggests theyre doing an excellent job at ninjaing.

some people believe ninjas are difficult to see.

personally, i think thats one of their better qualities.

i have also been told that ninjas are quiet.

i dont think that's entirely true.

if nobody ever hears a ninja, how would anyone know theyre quiet?

Exactly.

at this point, people usually ask me, "brisss, do u have any ninja skills?"

i dont like to brag.

however, i once walked into my kitchen and nobody noticed for almost thirty seconds.

i think that speaks for itself.

another time, i couldnt find my favorite spoon.

nobody else could either.

interesting.

people say ninjas throw stars.

i dont.

mostly because stars belong in the sky.

i think that shows remarkable restraint.

the more i think about it, the more i understand why some people believe id make a good ninja.

not everybody has the mindset.

for example, i have never trusted pickles.

a ninja shouldnt trust everything.

thats how they stay ninjas.

anyway, Im not saying i am a ninja.

im saying some people think i would make a good one.

i hope this clears things up.