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by brisss (pronounced brie)

why snacks taste better if theyre free

some people say, “brisss, food tastes the same regardless of who paid for it.”

then explain halloween.

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why aliens would probably like hot chocolate

some people say, “brisss, we have no evidence aliens enjoy hot chocolate.”

we also have no evidence they dont.

Checkmate.

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why clouds are just sky bread

some people say, “brisss, clouds are water vapor.”

that is exactly what sky bread would want u to think.

bread rises.

clouds rise.

suspicious.

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why chairs are secretly waiting for instructions

some people say, “brisss, chairs are inanimate objects.”

then why do they always face the table?

always.

even when nobody is home.

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why doors are judging u when they creak

some people say, “brisss, doors just make noise.”

then why do they only creak when u are alone?

never in groups.

never when ur confident.

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why blue raspberry is a fruit

some people say, “brisss, blue raspberry isnt a fruit.”

it literally has raspberry in the name.

i dont know what more you want from it.

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