naps are temporary death

by brisss (pronounced brie)

some people say, “brisss, naps arent death.”

then explain what happened.

i was awake.

then i am not.

hours pass.

then i return.

sounds familiar.

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supporting evidence

during a nap:

* i stop participating.

* nobody knows what im doing.

* time skips ahead.

* i wake up confused.

* people keep checking to make sure im okay.

interesting.

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additional evidence

when someone is asleep, people say, “brisss, dont wake them.”

why?

if theyre fine, wake them.

Exactly.

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counterargument

some people say, “brisss, ur still breathing.”

that sounds like a technicality.

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scientific conclusion

a nap is:

* less serious than death

* more serious than sitting down

therefore:

temporary death.

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official statement

i am going to temporarily die for an hour.

if i do not return, please give my candy to somebody responsible.

not the pickles.

i hope this clears things up.