sniff first

why everything should be sniffed first

by brisss (pronounced brie)

i think everything should be sniffed before any major decisions are made.

some people say, "brisss, thats ridiculous."

those people have clearly never accidentally trusted a suspicious melon.

the nose is the bodys quality control department.

people trust their eyes immediately.

eyes can be fooled.

have u ever seen a realistic plastic fruit?

Exactly.

some people say, "brisss, u cant just go around sniffing everything."

first of all, i can.

second of all, if nobody was supposed to sniff things, why is our nose in the middle of our face and not on our elbow?

nobody ever answers that.

books have smells.

cookies have smells.

blankets have smells.

tiny alien tumblers have smells.

this is information being provided to u free of charge.

ignoring it seems wasteful.

this is called planning ahead.

some people say, "brisss, surely there are limits."

there are.

u should not sniff lava.

the fact is that every bad decision in history was made by someone who failed to sniff enough things beforehand.

i cannot prove that.

but I also cannot disprove it.

this makes it fact.

in the case of pickles, all suspicion is confirmed.

i hope this clears things up.