the eyebrow cover-up

the eyebrow cover-up

by brisss (pronounced brie)

some people say, "brisss, people have eyebrows to keep sweat out of their eyes."

no.

think about it.

have u ever actually watched sweat hit ur eyebrow and disappear.

no.

it keeps going.

it just takes a longer way around.

interesting.

people say, "brisss, eyebrows catch sweat."

then where does it go.

into ur eyes.

just later.

if i hire a babysitter and she brings my kid back five minutes later.

she borrowed him for five minutes.

i still have the kid.

that didnt help me.

people also say, "brisss, eyebrows stop sweat."

if they stop it.

why do people wipe their forehead.

shouldnt there just be a little puddle sitting on top of ur eyebrows forever.

there isnt.

where did it go.

Exactly.

then people say, "brisss, its gravity."

nobody ever asks gravity what happened.

they just believe it.

thats very convenient.

it isnt real anyway.

eyebrows are basically tiny mustaches for ur forehead.

theyre even made out of the same stuff.

but nobody calls them forehead mustaches.

i wonder why.

people shave mustaches.

nobody talks about shaving their forehead.

maybe because then everybody would notice what eyebrows actually are.

interesting.

have u ever seen someone with one eyebrow.

i have.

they always look surprised.

maybe they know something.

people notice immediately.

then everybody pretends they didnt.

then i started noticing more.

once u see one.

u keep seeing them.

i dont know what that means.

but i dont like it.

its almost like somebody wants u counting them.

two.

always two.

then suddenly theres one.

unless theyre connected in the middle.

which is suspicious for completely different reasons.

oh man.

i have to go to bed.

i hope this clears things up.