why fuck is useful

by brisss (pronounced brie)

people always tell me, “brisss, u say fuck in a lot of ways.”

this is true.

fuck is a very useful word.

it can be surprised,

angry,

happy,

tired, or

impressed.

some people say, “brisss, that is not proper.”

fuck is extremely proper.

it always knows what it means.

lesser words cannot do that.

people keep asking, “brisss, can u give more examples?”

i already gave them several.

why do they want more?

this is like when people ask me about fighting demons with glitter.

they say, “brisss, how could glitter possibly work?”

have u ever seen a demon covered in glitter?

Exactly.

fuck works the same way.

it is honest and versatile.

i hope this clears things up.

fuck pickles.