why people ask me about vampire hunting

why people ask me about vampire hunting

by brisss (pronounced brie)

many people ask, "brisss, how did u get into vampire hunting."

i dont understand the question.

nobody asks birdwatchers how they got into birdwatching.

sometimes u just have interests.

some people collect stamps.

some people knit.

i prevent vampire related incidents.

i dont see why my hobby requires additional explanation.

the next question is usually, "brisss, there arent any vampires."

Exactly.

people seem to think this weakens my position.

it actually strengthens it.

u know how many vampires there are right now?

none.

ur welcome.

then they ask, "brisss, how do u know u stopped them?"

because i havent seen one.

i feel like that's fairly compelling.

many people also ask, "brisss, have u ever encountered a vampire?"

not since i started hunting them.

coincidence?

i dont believe in those.

i dont expect everyone to understand vampire hunting.

i just expect people to appreciate the results.

ur benefiting from my work whether u realize it or not.

i hope this clears things up.