why i freestyle

by brisss (pronounced brie)

people always ask me, "brisss, why dont u use the lego building sets?"

the building sets have instructions.

the box of bricks lets me freestyle.

some people say, "brisss, the instructions help u build something better."

i built a dragon once using only red bricks and one wheel.

it had three heads.

people said, "brisss, that doesnt look like a dragon."

that is because they have never seen a real dragon.

i saw a documentary about rocks once.

bricks are just organized rocks.

the rocks came first.

nobody gave them instructions.

they freestyled.

if rocks followed instructions, nature would be full of castles and star wars ships.

nobody wants that.

if i already knew what i was building before i built it, then i would already have it.

that defeats the purpose of legos.

some people say, "brisss, thats not how legos work."

then why do they sell the bricks seperately.

Exactly.

i hope this clears things up.